EmpyreanLightASMR
EmpyreanLightASMR

"I signed a waiver, so..." lmao omg it never occurred to me that these "picked from the audience" people need to do this, hilarious!

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john mcclure
john mcclure

Can we do the methgator thing for a Florida primary?

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Wuwe W
Wuwe W

It‘s amazing to me how Stephen is very into proving how ‚cultured‘ he is, particularly with English guests (all the Shakespeare all the time) and then he does this (with a Scotsman whose work he deems too low-brow).Yeah, nope.

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Gary Noyne
Gary Noyne

I love how this guy thinks he's funny lolol he doesn't even write his own jokes, not that they are funny it just shows how big of a puppet he truly is XD #Trump2020

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Patricia de Pastors
Patricia de Pastors

Stephen has such a friend crush on Julia. Won’t stop bringing her up!

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Charlie Rae
Charlie Rae

there needs to be a movie with this song in it i can imagine it so well hahahah

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Charlie Rae
Charlie Rae

sorry but his voice is naturally amazing, obviously won’t sound the same live because it’s recorded in a studio

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Jay Hakimian
Jay Hakimian

Trump Derangement Syndrome in full effect.

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Jhon Shephard
Jhon Shephard

Jon Stewart correspondents reunion at some point? at least during election coverage?

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Kay Baby
Kay Baby

Let Jin sing some more

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Kay Baby
Kay Baby

Jin wow

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Kay Baby
Kay Baby

😘😘😘😘😘

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Bailey Wattron
Bailey Wattron

Her voice makes me happy. Love her on bojack.

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Scott T
Scott T

20 wouldn't be illegal no matter how much older the other person is. Trump and his wife 35 year difference.

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David B Jacobs
David B Jacobs

"Squirrel'd" legit sounds like an absurdist masterpiece. I wanna watch it.

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RandomTran
RandomTran

Michael Bloomberg is a Republican, racist, transphobic pile of shit. If he’s the dem nominee, I’m voting green. He’s everything bad about Donald Trump.

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Binge dude Memer dude
Binge dude Memer dude

Does anyone else feel like he was about to say, I like em young.

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Tom
Tom

Why would you trust Bloomberg to take on the climate crisis? You can't even trust him to treat human beings fairly. This is plutocracy, and his supporters are its pawns

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Catholic Commando
Catholic Commando

Stephen Colbert is not a Catholic. You can't be for abortion and gay marriage and call yourself a Catholic. Just like Pelosi and Biden as well.

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kittywhiskerz
kittywhiskerz

Very hot

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Prakash Applasamy
Prakash Applasamy

This man does not have a bad movie. Challenge me..

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skwecers 771
skwecers 771

I am 11 and I have seen good will hunting 2 times

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Stevie fan
Stevie fan

How long have that Mad Max segment introduction run? And have it always only had white people? I mean, now there are only white candidates but I don’t remember the other candidates in it before... 👨🏾‍🦲👩🏽👨🏻👨🏻‍🦱👨🏾

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R Easy
R Easy

So nailed these- especially D. Rose and Wolverine

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Stewart Parker
Stewart Parker

I always knew you had HIM in You Thank You for Being BORN you are PERFECT that's what a🤔child of our GOD and Heavenly Father Jehovah do keep walking up that Mountain Happy Valentine's Day abbd Happy New Years Happy Holidays 🤗😊😇

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Xiaolin Draconis
Xiaolin Draconis

Pretty sure that Woody card is real.

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Brian Mcmanus
Brian Mcmanus

Trump is terrified of this man,,,hes the real deal,,,come on Mighty Mike,,,!!!

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T.P. W.
T.P. W.

Breaking news. Stephen interviews a pile of steaming garbage.

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Bob Cull
Bob Cull

I have never understood why people call her "the smart one" in the family. She's just as stupid as the rest of them. All of his whelps got their "educational" credentials the same way he did. Fred bought his high school and college diplomas for cash and he paid it forward by doing the same for his own dolts.

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T Ent
T Ent

AOC is the dumbest person in D.C. what a Puerto Rican skank.

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Yaw Monte
Yaw Monte

Boring

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Yasuke Afro Samurai
Yasuke Afro Samurai

Biden and bloomberg do not have the support of the african american community especially that cheater and two faced liar bloomberg and thats a fact.

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Susette Santiago
Susette Santiago

Who cares republican or democrats...as if the system will crumble with or without them...just vote for the person...we do need to tax the wealthy...they benefit the most from our system so they should pay the most...period.

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T Ent
T Ent

Two morons.

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Yaw Monte
Yaw Monte

Really? Easy win for Trump

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Ken Fillinger
Ken Fillinger

Bullshit late night brainwashing disguised as "comedy"

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Fatefullyyou
Fatefullyyou

her manic extended laugh is quite similar to QT's

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clifford collins
clifford collins

Jim Carrey is truly amazing. I never tire of watching him perform anywhere, anytime. The man is a comedic genius.

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Brian Mcmanus
Brian Mcmanus

Come on Mighty Mike,,,,,Just knock out the Fat liar,,,,

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Joe Cullings
Joe Cullings

Trump is your president ha ha ha

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BigSil48
BigSil48

As a 2A advocate, how can you like Bernie? I know there's a lot of other issues Bernie speaks on that makes us feel good but look at his record. He was for a $15 min wage and then didn't hold up his end when it was passed in his community. He actually said he was going to have to lay people off afterwards. He's a Hippocratic Socialist! Don't trust him! Love what you stand for Killer Mike, just not buying in on Bernie. Much Love!

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Ariel Plaza
Ariel Plaza

The legislature has bowed to him, with the GOP firmly stating they will never actually work to impeach him, and now he's actively involving himself in the Justice Dept to protect his cronies and friends.

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MGB Digital Films
MGB Digital Films

I can not see myself voting for Bloomberg vs. Trump. If for some reason the chips fall that way, I’m staying home in November. No reason to vote for American Oligarchs.

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Coen Commijs
Coen Commijs

US politics is so fucked! He probably had a nice cheque ready for Stephen & his bosses to appear.

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Георги Стоев
Георги Стоев

OMG! Is this you pick, America?!

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Cody
Cody

Nobody can do a funny Trump impression bc the real thing is always funnier.

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philfromkali
philfromkali

What does Tom Steyer say?!?

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GA F
GA F

Dont blame Colbert people, this idea was from some of the 12 writers they have fo sure

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ANDREAS Cornet
ANDREAS Cornet

The guy is awesome.

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Liz P.
Liz P.

If you live in New York, look up the Child Victims Act. You can bring civil cases for the next 6 months. look it up and get your rapist in court... Take back your life. Many states are looking at passing a version of the Child Victims Act. Some have already passed one - google your state's status NOW! Call your representatives and encourage them to support this Act for all the victims... "At least 427 lawsuits were filed on the first day of a one-year window extending the statute of limitations to victims of sexual abuse in New York"

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Sue Flay
Sue Flay

Weren't the majority of British soldiers in the revolutionary war Hessians who were German

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J.C. Donnell
J.C. Donnell

Bloomberg 2020

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ehla 01
ehla 01

I really want to see the squirrel movie. Sounds so profound and intriguing.

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Citrus
Citrus

So a politician who fights for the people should not rely on small donations and should seek big money like the Clinton's and pay big money to political hacks ? Anyone thinks that is a joke or that is funny, What is wrong with you

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Mantis Toboggan
Mantis Toboggan

i think it should be reported that trump had a voter turnout of about 120,000. obama only had 46,000 in 2012. that's a scary statistic right there, and people should not be left in ignorance. this is a cult following that has felt emboldened ever since trump started his racist rhetoric in 2015. the orange fascist isn't going away without a fight. it has helped that he kept holding rallies non-stop, and basically never stopped campaigning, feeding meat to his rabid supporters. bernie is the only chance you have att beating trump, and it still won't be easy. trumps has stated multiple times now that he doesn't like the idea of running against bernie..... because he knows bernie can ruin him in debates, and can throw all sorts of facts at him about how he has lied and cheated the country for the past 4 years..... nobody has anything to throw at bernie. you need this win in order to get rid of the corporatism that has its hands around your necks. bernie 2020.

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Tina Saenger
Tina Saenger

Trump Is a Jackass

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EGPMH
EGPMH

I urge you all to watch this and share it I am posting here in hope maybe Colbert posts it on his show maybe uzmemory.info/video/kcO0nKSumKebjq4/video.html

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SAMIA FIAZ
SAMIA FIAZ

1980

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Lita Santos
Lita Santos

How many people did he pay to have in the audience for him tonight?

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Krishanu Ghosh
Krishanu Ghosh

Malala is beautiful, strong, Noble soul she is everything a woman should be❣️❣️ Edited: she is also a magician

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Citrus
Citrus

What is wrong with you Colbert, that is what you get from Bernie's speech? It's abnormal.

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Joonik Kang
Joonik Kang

뷔 안경 모델명 아시는 분..?

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YouTube Moderator
YouTube Moderator

Taco Bell is one of my favorite restaurants. It makes me sad to think people want to keep immigrants out of the USA and I wouldn't be able to enjoy the diversity they bring.

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Chris Page
Chris Page

What james didn’t mention about the Beatles story: when the Beatles started Apple Corps, they took out a full page ad in major newspapers (I was living in Detroit at the time, and remember it well): a FULL page ad soliciting artists for their new record company. “SEND US YOUR TAPES, c/o Apple Corp,” that kind of thing (you can imaging the response they got-no pun intended). James saw it, and along with tens of thousands of other hopefuls, said, “Why not?” He sent a tape, somehow in the great pile, Peter Asher heard it, and THEN...the rest is history....

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Aneesia Faye
Aneesia Faye

They are so cute and adorable and funny 😁 I saw the movie they are so excellent Love You Boys

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Prax Presents
Prax Presents

Looks like they re-used the set from Doctor Evil's lair.

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Molly Spurgeon
Molly Spurgeon

This was awesome and delightful.

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Jeffrey Quinn
Jeffrey Quinn

Better than friskin' hands and shaking babies . . .

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Cathsaigh
Cathsaigh

Whoever made that first card text missed the opportunity to write "knee" instead of "leg". Must not be a memer.

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Adrastos O
Adrastos O

Billionaire Bloomberg has his own skeletons to deal with... so anyone who thinks he is now the safe bet should think again......

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Richard W
Richard W

You just gotta laugh at Fredo trying to be respectable.

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PiCheZvara
PiCheZvara

Bless Jim Carrey for his energy and hustle, but man, he is off his rocker. Like for real,dude needs something to ground him a bit, he has gone too far out.

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Sarah
Sarah

Simon would be a wondeful host. He's witty and funny.

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Viscera Trocar
Viscera Trocar

No Friday show? Thanks a lot CBS.

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rosasaria
rosasaria

james adomian knows how to make fun of bernie the right way

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Jaitan Martini
Jaitan Martini

This guy is a genius.

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Eggy Drummer30
Eggy Drummer30

Btw, she has very nice feet

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Mister Mulligan
Mister Mulligan

A dollar a year? Who but the super wealthy could lie about that!?!

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Ayyliyah
Ayyliyah

Forceful, powerful, emotional, exceptional

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Molly Spurgeon
Molly Spurgeon

I'll gladly take Bernie and I love him, but I'm Warren all the way for 1st choice. It sucks though because I have no idea which of them has the best chance of beating the Republican opponent or rather, the least worst chance.

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Anna S
Anna S

It’s so weird hearing Rupert Friend speak with an English accent 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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Tomas Soejakto
Tomas Soejakto

Her flirty bit with the prince in into the woods was brilliantly funny. It's sad that the story decided she had to pay for that with her life 😩

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Richard Owen
Richard Owen

Be careful Trump is only allowing orange people into the country.

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Joseph Wilcox
Joseph Wilcox

Who is Ed Buck?

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rysacroft
rysacroft

One of the best investments I've ever made was to buy my GF a black leather dress. It cost me a weeks wages but the "dividends" were great :)

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Peri -Sue
Peri -Sue

He is the best!

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Magnetar 117
Magnetar 117

I would buy it.

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Mister Mulligan
Mister Mulligan

Mr Staus Quo. Keep the rich rich and boot Trump. Nothing much changes,

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Taryn Studies
Taryn Studies

Jerry is literally perfect!!!

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Toni San Clemente
Toni San Clemente

That's because the press are DEMONS that suck your soul.

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Jayakailash Menon
Jayakailash Menon

Steven the sell out?

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Angel Matos
Angel Matos

Thinking 'people are guilty from the day they are born' makes him one of the most pathetic figures in history.

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Joseph Wilcox
Joseph Wilcox

Who is Ed Buck?

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Bootsy
Bootsy

I love this dude😯 man i always new killer Mike was somebody special bruh..thank u for ur knowledge mike, I'm definitely inspired 👊🏽

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camq0789
camq0789

Colbert is at his finest on this clip.

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pohmakas33
pohmakas33

She is relentless and persistent in the face of constant negativity and hate. Love it

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Molly Spurgeon
Molly Spurgeon

So which is it? They made you horny and must pay, or they used a 50 year old doesn't make anyone horny??

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Diane Patt
Diane Patt

#PLODTURDMAN on a 🌈 hat. Please!

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Bryan Donovan
Bryan Donovan

Soo good!

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